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F̶N̶-̶2̶1̶8̶7̶ | Finn ([personal profile] bythehand) wrote in [personal profile] followhim 2018-02-19 03:42 am (UTC)

[ one unrelated note: i found the perfect vine for their hallway situation earlier.

anyway hell yeah, pants off, forget pants, they're dumb. finn tries to be as helpful in this process as he can. helpful kinda amounts to raising his hips at some point, so they maybe don't get snagged and cost valuable clothing removal speed-run time. vital importance for the quest to be Touching.

the real problem now is that poe is All The Way Up There. finn has a cunning and revolutionary plan. which is, to try sitting up enough to get back in proximity, where he can also try to help poe with the burden of his own belt or button or zipper or whatever might be in the way of making pants less of a barrier.

i mean tbh i can't guarantee how coordinated this effort turns, because he's riding a hell of a fresh wave of good vibes right now and is, in fact, half-man half-compliant noodle. those are the scientific terms. basically he's here for poe-spice and dick bc they are clearly his legal and biological rights. literally everything else in the galaxy is no longer a priority. ]

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