[ if you thought poe was going to take his room upgrade with some graceful gratitude ... well, that was your first mistake. he doesn't know how to not be a jackass. he missed that day of school. ]

My own room? Wow. Who would've thought you could be so kind? Don't worry, there's no way I'd ever wanna leave digs like these. I'll be on my best behavior.

[ he's only on his best behavior when he's unconscious. general organa knows it, the whole galaxy knows it. ]