[ just fucked up childhood friends who have only become more fucked up with the passage of time. it's fine. they're both dealing with some things and sex is a tried and true way to not think about anything. ]
if i'm late it's all your fault for making me go to a store and not the gas station
[ let's be real: he likes the challenge of getting in his car and toyko drifting over to whole foods, grabbing the bread, and taking it to the checkout like the world is dependent on it. he's an idiot who loves a pointless challenge. which is why he's dashing up the stairs of his building with his whole foods bag, out of breath. ]
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if i'm late it's all your fault for making me go to a store and not the gas station
[ let's be real: he likes the challenge of getting in his car and toyko drifting over to whole foods, grabbing the bread, and taking it to the checkout like the world is dependent on it. he's an idiot who loves a pointless challenge. which is why he's dashing up the stairs of his building with his whole foods bag, out of breath. ]
Made it. [ wheeze. he's so good. ]