[ if he's a sleeper assassin the first order is gonna be real disappointed when he like. goes all ella enchanted bc leia asked if he wanted some water one time, and immediately finns the fuck out. morally.
also, getting to have his panic attack in open space will be a dream slash nightmare come true. please. its either that or pretend he can stave it off indefinitely, only to fail horribly. ]
I can't tell if you're pretending you thought this out because it's supposed to make me feel better or if you just think you really did think everything out. [ either way, power move.
you're never going back, you're never going back, you're never going back, you should be commandeering this ship and going back, you should want to go back 100%, you are quite possibly the least functional stormtrooper in history. ]
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also, getting to have his panic attack in open space will be a dream slash nightmare come true. please. its either that or pretend he can stave it off indefinitely, only to fail horribly. ]
I can't tell if you're pretending you thought this out because it's supposed to make me feel better or if you just think you really did think everything out. [ either way, power move.
you're never going back, you're never going back, you're never going back, you should be commandeering this ship and going back, you should want to go back 100%, you are quite possibly the least functional stormtrooper in history. ]