[if you're trying to call him out on not doing his homework ... it's not going to work because 1) he's not awake enough, and 2) even if he were there's only like a 50/50 chance he'd get it.]
What? I didn't do that ... [he's trying to be quiet bc he's sleeping next to finn you monster.]
[His tepid tone of voice and a (likely purposeful) lack of any visual cues means it’s impossible to really tell whether or not he’s actually serious, but knowing him? The odds are good that there’s no real shock to be found.] How unfortunate. I must have been mistaken.
I hope you will not have too much trouble returning to your rest.
[give him a minute to realize what (he thinks) this is about. and then switch to text because whispering can't properly express his incredulity. neither can text, really, but it's closer.]
did you seriously message me in the middle of the night to ask about that formal report???
[how do you say my not-boyfriend is asleep next to me without sounding super gay?????? u don't. that's how. NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF THRAWN'S BUSINESS. or like. he cares. this is for finn obviously. (???)]
it's just close quarters over here. and it's late. i don't know if you missed that detail or what.
[He has no reason to doubt the validity of that claim— so he does not: society here is artfully rigid, after all. Depending on where the Commander was taking up residence, he might indeed earn ire for disturbing the peace.]
[he fuckin WON'T because you woke him up enough that now he needs another hour of like just staring up at the ceiling and slowly being jellyfished to death by finn to sleep >:( THANKS]
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What? I didn't do that ... [he's trying to be quiet bc he's sleeping next to finn you monster.]
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[His tepid tone of voice and a (likely purposeful) lack of any visual cues means it’s impossible to really tell whether or not he’s actually serious, but knowing him? The odds are good that there’s no real shock to be found.] How unfortunate. I must have been mistaken.
I hope you will not have too much trouble returning to your rest.
voice -> text
did you seriously message me in the middle of the night to ask about that formal report???
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As I said, I was mistaken.
If you are entertaining company, I believe it might be best if we postpone your report for the time being.
Until tomorrow, Commander.
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[how do you say my not-boyfriend is asleep next to me without sounding super gay?????? u don't. that's how. NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF THRAWN'S BUSINESS. or like. he cares. this is for finn obviously. (???)]
it's just close quarters over here. and it's late. i don't know if you missed that detail or what.
fine, sure. talk to you tomorrow grand admiral
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[He has no reason to doubt the validity of that claim— so he does not: society here is artfully rigid, after all. Depending on where the Commander was taking up residence, he might indeed earn ire for disturbing the peace.]
Rest well.
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