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[forcevisions]

[ she's literally disintegrating into the earth as she is forced to ask: ]

poe if they're not okay with it how am i supposed to get them to give me a room for myself and two men?

[followhim]

i don't know! you're right, it's probably fine. i'm not gonna think about it.

[he's never thought about anything else why start now]

[forcevisions]

yes you are.

poe i'm telling you i need help figuring out how we get someone to put us up for the night.

[followhim]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[well first thing's first none of us look remotely related unless we are a scrappy family of orphans which — 2/3 true, and already mostly true by found family standards but there's too much backstory in that lie ]

what if we're both ... in a relationship with you

[forcevisions]

I'd say I'm flattered, but not interested.

[followhim]

well i'd love to hear your brilliant ideas!

[forcevisions]

i don't have one.

but if i did, it'd be better than that.

[followhim]

yeah, that's what everyone who has no ideas says.

what if we're your ... your handmaidens or something. handmen? whatever

[forcevisions]

wouldn't that mean i'd have to act like the kind of woman who has handservants?

[followhim]

you can't do that?

[ l m a o ]

[forcevisions]

i have a few ideas. nothing solid.

[ she could act like grand admiral thrawn. ]

but my kimono was torn during the ambush. i don't look the part.

[followhim]

you're a noblewoman who got attacked in the ambush? if you just act like it enough, no one's gonna question it.

[forcevisions]

you're severely overestimating my ability to act like it.

[followhim]

you know general organa right? just act like her

[forcevisions]

scary?

[followhim]

yeah!

[leia is the only vaguely nobleperson he knows; i don't know why you thought he was going to be helpful in this department]

[forcevisions]

[ well, he is the only normal person she knows. that he happened to also turn out as a maladjust is besides the point. ]

you really think this will work?

[followhim]

[he knows about normal people, not all this fancy rich people bullshit ok. smh.]

yeah. you just gotta trust that everything's going to work out. don't worry about it so much. if they say no, then we sleep outside, i guess, but you can't say we didn't try.

[forcevisions]

sleeping outside would draw attention. especially now, after what's happened.

[followhim]

we'll figure it out

[forcevisions]

i'll try.

[followhim]

this is little stuff. stuff like this has a way of just working itself out. save the worrying for the bigger things. anyway, i believe in you

[forcevisions]

you don't have to say that.

[ literally 2 seconds ago you were calling her a piece of shit on the network so ]

[followhim]

[HE WAS CALLING KYLO REN THAT???????? HE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR KEEPING SECRETS]

i don't, but i did because it's true

[forcevisions]

why??