only if you don't mind. i'll be fine sleeping on the floor, but the point was made to me that sleeping out in the streets or the woods would draw the wrong kind of attention to us.
of course not! i don't even know if finn and i would be able to find a place to stay anywhere without you. [because of your vagina.] not that it matters, i'd want you to stay with us anyway! i'm just saying. and you don't have to sleep on the floor, you can take the bed. or, uh, maybe we can all take the bed
[well first thing's first none of us look remotely related unless we are a scrappy family of orphans which — 2/3 true, and already mostly true by found family standards but there's too much backstory in that lie ]
[he knows about normal people, not all this fancy rich people bullshit ok. smh.]
yeah. you just gotta trust that everything's going to work out. don't worry about it so much. if they say no, then we sleep outside, i guess, but you can't say we didn't try.
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[ she says like she's some kind of fucking authority bc she saw kylo ren sprint in there to avoid his problems. ]
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poe if they're not okay with it how am i supposed to get them to give me a room for myself and two men?
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[he's never thought about anything else why start now]
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poe i'm telling you i need help figuring out how we get someone to put us up for the night.
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[well first thing's first none of us look remotely related unless we are a scrappy family of orphans which — 2/3 true, and already mostly true by found family standards but there's too much backstory in that lie ]
what if we're both ... in a relationship with you
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but if i did, it'd be better than that.
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what if we're your ... your handmaidens or something. handmen? whatever
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[ l m a o ]
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[ she could act like grand admiral thrawn. ]
but my kimono was torn during the ambush. i don't look the part.
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[leia is the only vaguely nobleperson he knows; i don't know why you thought he was going to be helpful in this department]
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you really think this will work?
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yeah. you just gotta trust that everything's going to work out. don't worry about it so much. if they say no, then we sleep outside, i guess, but you can't say we didn't try.
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