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[followhim]

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POE DAMERON | 32

what's up i'm dtf (i'll edit this later)

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6/11

[plebetography]

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[ He literally put that checkmark in there because he thinks he’s supposed to. It would be rude to say no, right? He’s not even sure what he’s saying yes to anyway. ]

so my shutter release button totally came loose
but i’m happy to report that the old girl is back to 100%
because i am the camera master

anyway sorry for bumping into you and literally smacking you in the face with my camera

[followhim]

[ tbf poe's like what??? a checkmark??? that's cool. they're obviously both super adept at the whole zhautas lifestyle.

and it takes poe a minute because he forgot the camera thing ever happened. it was such a non-issue to him that he was to rewind through his day to remember the incident. there's a lot going on in his head right now.

(there was a lot to take in because he signed up for zenith after a mission to make a planet better with a different, less sexual multiverse-saving outfit left a planet in civil war and then they just left it that way? so he was like "hell yeah TIME TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE," then was like "oh maybe this isn't ... the difference i expected.")

anyway, he rewinds back through his day and remembers bumping into a hot kid who he literally thought was a teenager and was like "??? why are there teenagers here?" actually, give him a second to check prompto's bangr before replying and make sure he's not 16.

oh good, he's 20. he can reply now armed with the knowledge of a) who prompto is and b) how old he is. ]

it's okay! i never saw one like that before. we have cams at home but they're different.

did you look me up just to say sorry for bumping into me with your camera?

[ because that's the cutest thing he's ever heard of in his life, honestly. ]

[plebetography]

[ Listen, he and Prompto are in the same boat. Except Prompto flat-out ignored the whole sex thing the second he discovered he could potentially help save Eos more than he already has been by sticking beside Noctis. Except this is more direct. And he felt less useless. So... Sacrificing his body for the greater good? Easy!

Except it’s not. Because he literally did not think about it.

Prompto is only partly startled by the response because now he realizes that... Yeah, this looks weird. Because he literally looked the guy up. And he’s lucky he remembered his first name; it’s pretty easy to remember! And he may have recalled it easier because the guy has this attractive, roguish look to him but he’s also... Not sure why that ever matters. But it does. ]

it’s super state of the art where i come from! spent months saving for it.
oh, the action figures that were sacrificed... your memory lives on in my heart
no regrets though

and uh
is that weird? it just seemed like i hit you pretty hard

[followhim]

i've been hit a lot harder than that.

[ wait is that innuendo now that they basically live in a porno? should he have thought that one through? well, he didn't and he's not about to start thinking about the things he says now. ]

i mean

i'm glad it was okay

i know what it's like to have tech that's special to you. my ship was like my baby

[ TOO BAD IT DIED IN A FIERY INFERNO. he tries not to think about that one. ]

[plebetography]

like in the face?

[ Dw, Poe. Innuendo goes way over his head. ]

wait
what kind of ship
plz tell me it’s a space ship because i have been waiting for that since getting here!

[followhim]

actually, yeah. in the face.

[ HIS MOM SLAPPED HIM AND IT HURT :( hurt more than being clocked with a camera. the emotional pain was potent. ]

yeah, a spaceship! a starfighter.

i don't have it anymore, though. it blew up. but when i get home, the first thing i'm gonna do is get a new one. or try to. can't be a pilot without something to fly

[plebetography]

YOU’RE A PILOT?!
OF A SPACE SHIP?!

[followhim]

YEAH!!!

I'M ONLY THE BEST PILOT IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY

[plebetography]

O
M
G
!!!!!!

i have literally never met the pilot of a friggin’ space ship in my entire life!
whats it like?
did you puke the first time?
what does space look like from space? INQUIRING MINDS MUST KNOW! MY INQUIRING MIND IN PARTICULAR

[fourthwalled]

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Sup, Poe? That's a fun name! Rhymes with hoe!

[followhim]

the garden tool? yeah, i guess. you trying to write a poem about me?

[fourthwalled]

I am! Very rough draft stages. But I need to know more about you first to make it really pop.

Like maybe your favorite color? Food? Sex position? Lay it on me. I need to know more!

[followhim]

yeah, yeah, okay. why not.

orange. koyo melons. and normally i'd say that's a little too personal, but given where we are ... i don't really care as long as i get to be on top.

[fourthwalled]

Koyo melons. Sounds exotic. [From a galaxy far far AWAY, even!]

A man who likes to take charge. I feel you. Me? I'm versatile. Wherever anyone wants me, I'll be there! [Honestly, Wade just wants attention that's all!]

[followhim]

must be. i've been around the multiverse and haven't seen any since i was home.

[ man, who is this guy? he's weird but he seems harmless enough so ... poe will just keep humoring him. it's a small facility. lots of time to get to know each and every weirdo here.

is having bizarre intimate conversations just gonna be part of everyday zenith life??? ?? ]

that's a good quality to have. i think i could be on the bottom maybe, with the right person. but i like taking control. if i'm not in control it's like, what do i do now? do i just lay there?

[fourthwalled]

[Here's hoping you get to know this weirdo real soon! /eyebrow waggle.]

You could be 'Power Bottom' then, dude! Take control, but be the one getting plowed. You should definitely try it sometime.

[followhim]

it's not like i'm gonna have a lot of time doing anything else.

i guess being tied up is kind of like being on bottom, isn't it? didn't think of it that way before.

[dyingstar]

You haven't slept with Quintalian yet today, have you?

[followhim]

no! are you gonna ask me that every day now?

[dyingstar]

Can I take your word that you won't?

[ Like... You didn't tell him you volunteered after Rey, Dameron. Not seeing the reason to trust, here. But Thor doesn't want to follow you around 24/7 either. A text a day seems deterrent enough. ]

[followhim]

[ well guess what bitch he's about to find out!!! ]

did rey say something????

okay, look. i only said i would because i knew she wasn't gonna stop. she gets an idea in her head and can't see things any other way. if she wanted to help rosie enough and thought sleeping with quin was gonna do it, she'd do it. i told her i would instead because i was trying to protect her. that turned into her asking around every other volunteer in the facility because she didn't want it to be either of us. and that was ... you saw how that went

SO YES you can take my word

[dyingstar]

You also said you wanted to fuck an octopus.

[followhim]

when did i say that?!?!!

[dyingstar]

Two days ago. You were like, "Oh but Thor, aren't you curious what it would feel like to have tentacles up your ass?" and I was like "wow no, gross, why would you ask me that?"

You don't remember?

[followhim]

we have really different memories of what happened

i was wondering how tentacles would feel in general not how they would feel up my ass

[ you know just second base with tentacles that's fine

more hits from poe "tries to make it better but continues to dig a hole" dameron ]