i have literally never met the pilot of a friggin’ space ship in my entire life! whats it like? did you puke the first time? what does space look like from space? INQUIRING MINDS MUST KNOW! MY INQUIRING MIND IN PARTICULAR
it's amazing! there's no better feeling than being in space. when the stars are flying past you, you feel like you can do anything. nothing else beats it.
i didn't puke, i don't think. my mom was a pilot too, and she'd take me up with her back before i could even remember. so i've been used to being up in space my entire life, you know?
um ... huh. i mean, it's bigger. there's more of it. and it's all around you. it's like the difference between looking at an ocean and being in the ocean. you can see things in the water, but when you're in the water you're THERE. i think that makes sense.
[ Screw getting hard for the sake of sex. Prompto could easily go full mast right now. But he’s not. He’s just wriggling where he sits on his bed just busting at the seams here. Because out of all the aspirations Prompto has had and has known he will never achieve, its being an astronaut. He’s way too dumb for that, so he thinks. And he’s pretty sure it would kill him somehow.
But gods, to know someone who has literally experienced it many times. Poe is officially the coolest person he’s met here.
Prompto is literally tearing up at this; he’s living out a sci-fi fantasy here. And as scary as this whole thing he agreed to is? It’s nice to know he’s being exposed to stuff like this. It’s a once in a lifetime chance. ]
holy shit ok full disclosure? you’re like number one on my list of awesome people i’ve met here so far
[ if poe had the behind the scenes sneak peek at prompto's mind he would be so touched right now. like, how pure is this kid. HOW PURE IS HE. if he had an x-wing he would take him up on a space tour RIGHT NOW. (and he'd have to sit in poe's lap because there's only room for one person in an x-wing, but they'd probably both be into it.)
as it is he'll just have to feel touched by all these bold declarations. ]
really? wow! thanks, buddy.
[ poe inside: SURE HOPE I DON'T DISAPPOINT HIM IN THE DAYS TO COME ]
uh-huh. i have a military uniform for when i'm on the ground and a flight suit for when i'm taking anything out in the air. don't have either here with me, though.
[ Listen, he isn’t fully aware of the levels of gay he’s got going on yet but that lap sitting would probably sound tempting.
Prompto, being the astounding ball of nerves he always is, is already thinking he’s not worthy of talking to someone like this. Anything he’s got going for him is either totally boring or... Well. Not worth sharing.
He audibly whines at the uniform news. Or lack thereof. Sorry, roommate. ]
ok if by the grace of the gods you get those uniforms back hmu because i need pictures
i don't think it's gonna happen. but the military one is green and the flight suit is orange. i spend so much time in the flight suit that it's kinda weird not wearing orange, now that i think about it.
yeah? my favorite color’s green! and it’s super top-secret but i’m a body guard! and a pretty kick-ass gunman with pretty kick-ass guns my arms because my guns aren’t actually here
Well. He hopes he did. Prompto is absolutely, positively starstruck to have met a spaceship pilot, and he’s essentially incapable of sitting still right now. He grins at the compliment and interest, even though he’s taking it completely literal. ]
ah man, i definitely miss my arsenal but i gotta warn you these guns attached to me? they shoot to kill 💪🏻🎸
[ Oh look, simply existing is Prompto’s only requirement for friendship too! Except he is super into Poe and is already thinking up cool nicknames for their imminent bromance. He’s gonna need to facilitate a selfie with him to commemorate this. ]
lol! never seen emojis before? dude they’re awesome if you’re creative enough, you can make a sentence out of them
that thing's huge. not as big as an at-at, but it kind of looks like one. what happened when you hit it with a bazooka? did the entire thing blow apart?
[ this is basically sexting for poe. i can't believe ]
[ Prompto is not a violent person by any means, but he sure does love his artillery and role in the group. So showing off his portfolio of pics and battle proof is pretty great. ]
anytime these guys are destroyed, they basically start leaking fuel and blow up like five seconds after they hit the ground so paired up with the impact of the missile? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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I'M ONLY THE BEST PILOT IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY
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M
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i have literally never met the pilot of a friggin’ space ship in my entire life!
whats it like?
did you puke the first time?
what does space look like from space? INQUIRING MINDS MUST KNOW! MY INQUIRING MIND IN PARTICULAR
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i didn't puke, i don't think. my mom was a pilot too, and she'd take me up with her back before i could even remember. so i've been used to being up in space my entire life, you know?
um ... huh. i mean, it's bigger. there's more of it. and it's all around you. it's like the difference between looking at an ocean and being in the ocean. you can see things in the water, but when you're in the water you're THERE. i think that makes sense.
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But gods, to know someone who has literally experienced it many times. Poe is officially the coolest person he’s met here.
Prompto is literally tearing up at this; he’s living out a sci-fi fantasy here. And as scary as this whole thing he agreed to is? It’s nice to know he’s being exposed to stuff like this. It’s a once in a lifetime chance. ]
holy shit
ok
full disclosure?
you’re like number one on my list of awesome people i’ve met here so far
do you have like
a uniform or something?
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as it is he'll just have to feel touched by all these bold declarations. ]
really? wow! thanks, buddy.
[ poe inside: SURE HOPE I DON'T DISAPPOINT HIM IN THE DAYS TO COME ]
uh-huh. i have a military uniform for when i'm on the ground and a flight suit for when i'm taking anything out in the air. don't have either here with me, though.
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Prompto, being the astounding ball of nerves he always is, is already thinking he’s not worthy of talking to someone like this. Anything he’s got going for him is either totally boring or... Well. Not worth sharing.
He audibly whines at the uniform news. Or lack thereof. Sorry, roommate. ]
ok if by the grace of the gods you get those uniforms back
hmu
because i need pictures
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it was a lot of orange
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man i wish i could see it
funny enough, my uniform’s the only outfit i came with
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uniform? what kind of uniform? what do you do?
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and it’s super top-secret but
i’m a body guard!
and a pretty kick-ass gunman
with pretty kick-ass guns
my arms
because my guns aren’t actually here
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seriously? that's impressive. too bad there's not a weapons range here as far as i can tell. i'd love to see your guns some time.
both of them
[ NAILED IT ]
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Well. He hopes he did. Prompto is absolutely, positively starstruck to have met a spaceship pilot, and he’s essentially incapable of sitting still right now. He grins at the compliment and interest, even though he’s taking it completely literal. ]
ah man, i definitely miss my arsenal but i gotta warn you
these guns attached to me?
they shoot to kill
💪🏻🎸
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don't kill me, i have too much to live for 😉
[ behind the scenes:
poe: holy shit what are those pictures? emojis???? WOW LOOK AT ALL THESE EMOJIS REVOLUTIONARY ]
hey i never noticed these before
👹🤖🏍️❤️💥💥💥💫💣
i didn't mean to send that
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lol! never seen emojis before?
dude they’re awesome
if you’re creative enough, you can make a sentence out of them
👨🏻🚀📸🚀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥🕶
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💫💣💥💥💥💥💥💥🌌✈️🛩️🛫🛬🛰️🚀🛸☄️🔥🔥🔥🔥
[ there is no sentence there. the sentence is "holy shit i love emojis." ]
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and our new budship is FIRE AND EXPLOSIONS in space
and cool
yours looks like an explosion in space where a comet comes and makes it worse
that poor ufo
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that sounds like exactly what i'd want it to look like. i love going out there and BLOWING SOMETHING UP
kinda wish it was always that easy. i'd sleep a lot easier at night if i could blow up all my problems
💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
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got a perfect shot with my bazooka on a huge MA-X cuirass
dead center and cut our time in half
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you got any pictures of that?
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hold on lemme see if i can upload pics from my camera here
[ It takes him a good ten or so minutes to figure it out, but soon enough, he sends a picture]
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[ this is basically sexting for poe. i can't believe ]
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anytime these guys are destroyed, they basically start leaking fuel and blow up like five seconds after they hit the ground
so paired up with the impact of the missile?
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
[ Aw yea ]
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❤️❤️❤️💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥❤️❤️❤️
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i’ve got hundreds of photos if you ever wanna check them out
some of them i’ve risked my literal behind taking so...
you uh
wanna hang out sometime?
you should tell me more about being a starfighter
[ HE IS NERVOUS BEFORE HITTING SEND. ]
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sure! anytime buddy
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