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WISH LIST

★ my dark au kink:
+ being captured by the first order and subjected to reconditioning
+ trying to turn him back with the power of gay love and friendship (and possibly failing)
+ he was always a first order tie fighter pilot instead of winter soldiered
+ poe and finn first order murder squad (dynamics if they were both stormtroopers? running away together?)
+ ^ part b: the fam that gets captured and reconditioned together… stays…together…
+ Interesting Dynamics with kylo and hux from dark aus

★ finn stuff
+ what will they do after the war? romantic vacations? homesteading? sending finn's spit to space 23andme?
+ infinite escape reimagining/aus, stormpilot escape room reigning champions

★ rey stuff
+ relationship of convenience because they're both In Denial
+ sith princess rey aus where he tries to save her and/or she turns him

★ kylo stuff
+ infinite interrogating/torture room reimagining/aus
+ ^ part b: stockholm syndrome?
+ We Need to Talk about Leia

★ general
+ honestly anything regarding leia (esp processing grief post-tros)
+ talking about his sketchy spice runner past (possibly playing things taking place during that time in his life?)
+ ^ same for things taking place during academy/new republic tbh
+ i love aus. modern aus, vampire aus, a/b/o aus, let's au the entire world
+ i prefer m/m for poe but am good with most ships

kinks if ya nasty

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see NOW you've got my attention but if you want me to wear an apron you're gonna need to bring that too

That's fine.
I like my bread whole grain. No seeds.
I'll bring the cheese.

yeah i guess i'll try to find bread somewhere you're gonna get whatever the gas station has

If it's not at least gluten-free it's not going in my mouth.
Along with other, less cheese-involved things.

since when are you gluten free???

[ he can't believe he has to work this hard to get a bj, what the fuck ]

Since always, I just never eat at your place.

( does this mean they're going steady? who knows. who cares. the important part of this conversation is he doesn't end up getting gas station bread. he has some standards. )

A trip to a bakery seems a small thing to ask when I'm going to be spending most of the evening bending you over every surface I can find.

[ oh my god why does he have to talk like that IT'S NOT FAIR. Especially when it works. 😩

he's trying really hard to not think about the massive It's Complicated that is his whole relationship with ben solo. but he does know one thing, and that is he is thirsty enough to go to whole foods to get him some fake ass bread. ]

anything else for your highness

Orange juice.
Or oranges, and I'll squeeze them myself.

( he's staying over, by the way. in case that wasn't immediately clear. )

You're going to need a lot of Lysol.

i'll get oranges i like watching you work

[ yeah no poe was prepared. or at least, thirstily hoping. ]

you think i actually lysol anything in my apartment? I'M KIDDING i'll get wipes

I'll even leave off the apron just for you.

( the face he just made at that attempt at humor. an attemp he knows is really just poe trying to play off the fact that he probably hasn't wiped anything down since the last time ben visited. )

Good.
I'll be sure to express my sincere gratitude when I get there.

[ it's true: poe is a nasty garbage gremlin. thinking otherwise is just lying to yourself. he only wipes down things that actively look dirty. ]

😉 are you coming over now or what i have to go get your stupid bread

( which is why it's important to realize just how desperate ben is to be couch-surfing at his sort-of-kind-of-whatever poe is.

are they friends? he supposes that they might be friends at this point. they were able to co-exist relatively peacefully for upwards of a few days at this point. the sex just made the time go faster. )

I'll be there in half an hour.

( which means: on the dot.

which means: better be there or he's putting another dent in your apartment's door. )

[ just fucked up childhood friends who have only become more fucked up with the passage of time. it's fine. they're both dealing with some things and sex is a tried and true way to not think about anything. ]

if i'm late it's all your fault for making me go to a store and not the gas station

[ let's be real: he likes the challenge of getting in his car and toyko drifting over to whole foods, grabbing the bread, and taking it to the checkout like the world is dependent on it. he's an idiot who loves a pointless challenge. which is why he's dashing up the stairs of his building with his whole foods bag, out of breath. ]

Made it. [ wheeze. he's so good. ]

( ben's head lifts, brows beetling as he takes one final drag on his cigarette. the nicotine a satisfying burn all along his oesophagus.

he's meant to be quitting. he's held out longer than usual, several weeks, but there's just something about this month. something in the water that's had him leaning into old vices. )

I'm reserving judgement on how impressed I am until I've seen the bread.

[ he can't believe he ran all the way up the stairs to have his air polluted with smoke. the air he's trying to wheeze in right now. this is a hate crime. ]

Yeah, yeah. [ he tries to ball up some of that annoyance by turning his focus to unlocking the door. the sooner they're both inside, the sooner food can happen. and post-food sex.

however — ]

You're putting that out before you come in here.

( a huff. smoke blasting through his nostrils like dragon's breath, but ben does as he's told: dropping the cigarette onto the ground and grinding it beneath the toe of his (heinously expensive) shoe. )

Happy?

Yep. [ said with the salty chipper-ness of a kid who got his way.

poe's apartment is in its usual state — stray cat who doesn't know how to take care of itself only as a man aesthetic. take out boxes and clothes strewn around. it's probably more clean than usual thanks to... effort completely only on ben's part. 🙃 bb-8's hamster cage is the living room. (he doesn't deserve to see the nasty that lies ahead.)

meanwhile, poe makes his way to the kitchen and unceremoniously drops the bag on the counter. he remembered gluten free bread and oranges. he did his best. ]

Are you happy?

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