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WISH LIST

★ my dark au kink:
+ being captured by the first order and subjected to reconditioning
+ trying to turn him back with the power of gay love and friendship (and possibly failing)
+ he was always a first order tie fighter pilot instead of winter soldiered
+ poe and finn first order murder squad (dynamics if they were both stormtroopers? running away together?)
+ ^ part b: the fam that gets captured and reconditioned together… stays…together…
+ Interesting Dynamics with kylo and hux from dark aus

★ finn stuff
+ what will they do after the war? romantic vacations? homesteading? sending finn's spit to space 23andme?
+ infinite escape reimagining/aus, stormpilot escape room reigning champions

★ rey stuff
+ relationship of convenience because they're both In Denial
+ sith princess rey aus where he tries to save her and/or she turns him

★ kylo stuff
+ infinite interrogating/torture room reimagining/aus
+ ^ part b: stockholm syndrome?
+ We Need to Talk about Leia

★ general
+ honestly anything regarding leia (esp processing grief post-tros)
+ talking about his sketchy spice runner past (possibly playing things taking place during that time in his life?)
+ ^ same for things taking place during academy/new republic tbh
+ i love aus. modern aus, vampire aus, a/b/o aus, let's au the entire world
+ i prefer m/m for poe but am good with most ships

kinks if ya nasty

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Like to see you prove that.

[ poe dameron, snappy grass whisperer.

finn sort of measures his options on this one. he feels sharply wrong for being allowed to have this, and that's probably gonna cause some problems for him later. on the other hand, it's a lot easier to trust something hard and metal and painful to squeeze at any given moment than it is to trust someone saying out loud that he's really here and this is really happening.

realistically, he thinks, he probably can't just constantly be grabbing poe's hand to make sure he's actually standing there. there are bigger problems to deal with. and he's less of a liability if he can deal with his own bullshit even once in a blue moon, right?

really he knew the answer to poe's questions well before he started weighing the pros and cons. he didn't expect it to actually be useful in any capacity??? witchcraft. ]

Yeah. I-- yeah.

[ this is exactly what he means about the niceness though, poe. almost exactly. semi-belatedly: ]

Thanks.

[ i legit laughed out loud thanks friend.

finn loses his claim on the Butt, but gains something much more immediately interesting and relevant. this really is a gay economy and he's suddenly making bank. ]

I can guarantee you won't have long to manage it.

[ he could try to play it cool and act like he's aloof but finn has never had chill and neither of them are actually cool people, so. why lie about his full investment in boner town at this point. he is painfully invested in boner town and he knows it's gonna be a short trip, and also only tangentially related, poe is really beautiful. ]

Great! Of course, of course.

[he smiles, feeling so pleased with himself. he had an idea that worked and wasn't garbage. poe elizabeth dameron, actual genius and stormtrooper whisperer. finn's mental well-being was totally worth handing over his mother's wedding ring without explaining what it was or assigning any meaning to it. shara bey would approve, probably. she is in force ghost heaven giving him a thumbs up (and congratulating him on finding a hottie).

now that he feels like they've made process with finn's ongoing mental instability and ... they seem to be done eating, he'll ask:]

Do you wanna get going? Or, we could stay a little longer if you want. It's up to you.

[ what an absolute... disaster genius. what a totally great and carefully thought-out planning process. shara bey can only be proud of him. finn will even finally put it around his neck like a normal human being trying not to lose an important necklace. this was probably... the idea poe had in mind when he even offered it. ]

We can leave. It's fine.

[ he thinks if he exercised his free will and said "let's stay longer" it would only get harder to actually make himself say "let's go". they can't afford to just stay.

some band-aids are better ripped off.

besides he probably peeped this place out about as thoroughly as it can be peeped when they first walked in. what's he even gonna miss. ]

Yeah, we just need to get everyone else used to seeing you around.

[Sometimes, people were idiots, and if they saw the Resistance's best pilot just wandering around, well...

...Rey would probably destroy them, but Finn would rather avoid that kind of problem altogether. He glances over at Rey, still unsure, but if she's gonna let them go alone for a while, Finn is going to use that time to figure out Poe, to see where they stand.

To see if they have any hope left at all or if this is what he's left with, making the best of a really bad situation.]

It shouldn't take too long.

[wearing it was in fact the intention, but you know, if he needed to just hold it in his hand for awhile to get a grip on reality ... poe's not gonna fault him, okay. whatever works tbh.]

All right, good.

[just gonna pay for their food and leave then. how many credits does he even have???? it's not like being a commander/captain/whatever in the resistance is putting lots of money in his wallet. you know what? don't worry about it. there's a reason why he's not just buying another ship to fuck off to another planet in. but he can afford space denny's and the like 4 credits it'll take to get them on the subway, so ... it's fine. keep not worrying about it.

as they keep walking (and bb-8 rolls behind them), poe decides to fill any potential silence with just talking about coruscant. finn's never been outside to his recollection except for that one time apparently, so maybe he'll appreciate it. this is also poe's way of keeping his own shit together.]

Coruscant's made up of all these levels, right? The entire planet. Thousands of levels. Each one has its own city inside. There are underworld portals, so you can fly into different levels on ships, like how we got here, but there are trains you can take to get between the levels, too. And since we don't really ... have a ship anymore ...

[poe just shakes his head and laughs like, oh finn. you beautiful tropical fish. beautiful rule-breaking moth. rainbow-infused space unicorn. basically he just loves finn a lot and his face probably hurts from smiling and laughing so much at this point, okay.

surprisingly — or maybe not surprisingly at all — his mouth is good at other things besides bickering and bantering for years on end. just because it's been a minute doesn't mean he's forgotten how to recreate all the (literal?) fuckery he was up to in those new republic bunks. was he born without a gag reflex or was it a talent he mastered over time? one of the galaxy's mysteries. whatever the case may be, he sure is working that dick down his throat. just going for it. as finn has claimed, he apparently only needs like five seconds anyway. might as well make them nice. ]

[poe seems ... unconcerned. so that's cool. that's his new vibe. also, he's just going to say that out loud, since he arrived to the same conclusion. ]

If anyone wanted to try anything towards me, Rey would take care of it.

[he glances over at rey too, like ah yes my best friend who's going to save the galaxy. not someone i was vehemently angry at for trying to destroy the galaxy earlier today.]

Don't worry so much. Everything's gonna be fine. [he takes his other hand, the one that isn't participating in handholding, and uses it to touch finn's face, cupping his cheek in his palm.]

[ he actually does appreciate the tour guide function. bc yeah basically all he knows about coruscant is boring basic history shit, if that. he wouldn't get any of the layout deets until like a day before getting assigned here for whatever reason, if the first order ever rly gunned it on coruscant. it's kinda nice.

finn sticks close to poe. jury's out on if he looks more like a bodyguard or a tourist tbh?? he's prepared to have to pvp something but he's havin an okay time looking around. and every now and then he lets his hand drift up to the ring on principle. maybe its weird to look like he's just grabbing the front of his own shirt to passersby but consider: he doesn't care. ]

We barely had it and it barely had us in the first place.

[ that shitty tie fighter can rot in hell??? goodbye forever. ]

[ it's very hard to find humor in anything when their lives are one giant flaming disaster (not unlike that tie fighter, rip) but that very accurate assessment makes poe laugh for ... the second time? maybe the third time since this rapid downhill descent of questionable decisions.

when finn says stuff like that, even if it isn't much, it gives him hope that the finn he knows is still in there somewhere. that maybe, if he just keeps being patient and supportive and never gives up, he can have him back in some capacity.]

I know, I know. I'm sorry. That was my fault. When you try to repair a ship with the bare minimum of things it needs to stay in the air ... you learn that those little parts matter more than you thought.

[bb-8 beeps behind them like yeah i tried to tell him that but he wouldn't listen. i just work here.]

[ look he's not here to win a contest about it. it's the first blowjob of both his life and this relationship. and i challenge anyone about to get their first blowjob to adequately prepare for their partner to go from 0 to deep-throating at the speed of light. they just can't.

finn would always have lost this battle in two minutes or less. its fine they can get into the marathon sex circuit when the necessity of crowded smuggler ships and lots of big deal resistance duties don't limit the market to semi-public quickies.

anyway idk the space war equivalent of jesus christ, but. that. finn pulls in a hella loud breath and immediately slaps a hand over his own mouth bc he's fucking doomed. he'll be damned if he lets his lack of chill be what causes someone to finally see what's going on in the cargo bay. VOCAL PORNO SEX CAN ALSO WAIT??? i mean tbh i can't guarantee he'll ever be prone to being super vocal but there are sounds falling out of him before he can get them totally wrangled rn. his other hand ends up in poe's hair, bc where else would it even go at this juncture.

mister toad's wild ride gets wild... finn will be a very courteous gentleman and presumably say something into his hand that sounds like a strangled poe, to give the proverbial uhhhh. heads up. ]

[ hell yeah this is 100% his aesthetic right now. making finn make noises, finn's hand in his hair. hot. into it. thinking about anyone being like "huh i wonder what those weird noises coming from the cargo bay are" is so far down on his list of concerns it's not even on his list of concerns.

he thinks he hears his name?? how do you tell your boyfriend that it's totally okay to come in your mouth because 1) it's gonna feel amazing when you swallow and 2) you don't even taste anything because 3) you taste more holding it in your mouth trying to spit it out than if you just didn't? (not that it even matters, he thinks finn probably tastes great anyway.) you can't because you would have to take the dick out of your mouth and it would ruin the whole thing, so ... poe holds his hand up and makes a vague gesture like "no, it's okay." maybe a thumbs up? don't worry about it. you're doing great, sweetie. ]

[ a calm settles over rey's expression with poe's affirmation. she makes the briefest of eye contact with finn, as if to impress upon him how true that is of them both — that she would protect them, that all of this had always been to protect them — and turns to excuse herself from their company for now. ]

[ someday they're gonna get to take a nap and everything will look fifteen percent less terrible for a while.

for all of a second, finn lets himself think it would probably be neat to learn droid. it would probably have been neat if they taught him more than one language at all. but, shoulda-coulda-wouldas, really. ]

You'd know better than me. I wasn't pilot track or maintenance.

[ mostly he was learning to get good at Fighting Shit. he did some nice standard duty rotations tho. chopped stuff up in the mess hall. moved equipment around. occasionally wound up on sanitation. whatever bulldonk it is that militaries do. ]

[yeah poe needs a nap in this thread too honestly.]

Yeah, I know.

[didn't he ... mop floors or something????? super good not-boyfriend over here. well, finn probably doesn't want to talk about it anyway, so he's not going to bring it up. maybe he'll talk more about himself. that seems safe.

but also maybe not because he doesn't want finn to think he doesn't have a handle on things. despite being very open about not having a handle on things already? smh. ]

I'm not ... they train us to do some basic repairs as pilots, but most of what I know is from messing around with older models and stuff when I was a kid. I jury-rigged podracer engines to farm equipment once, that was pretty cool.

[ this is why he has finn to overthink all the worst case scenarios for him. a blessing. a prone to overthinking disaster who is getting really great at being a human person.

anyway finn's not gonna look this gift blowjob in the mouth. he doesn't need to be told twice. well, "told" idk. gestured. he doesn't need to be thumbs-upped twice. poe's commitment to sparkle motion arguably makes this even hotter.

his fingers tighten in poe's hair a little as kind of one last warning before he comes, at which point he is roughly sure he's never had a thought or been able to think a day in his life. poe dameron is too powerful and must be stopped at all costs 2k18. ]

[ wow poe quit knowing stuff about him?? nah, he's not actually offended, that kinda tracks. basically everyone in the first order also knew what he was about. what's he gonna do, get mad about privacy he never had anyway? what a good attentive not-boyfriend.

also. yes, it's way more interesting to hear about poe. poe like. grew up on a planet or something, probably. he's done stuff. that's probably a good thing for a person to have going for them. ]

That turn out to be a big crash?

[ l o o k "child attaches podracer engines to farm equipment" sounds like a disaster just waiting to happen, even to him. ]

[he averts his eyes slightly like he can still remember being scolded by his dad. it was a lot, ok.]

No, but the exhaust from the engines singed a tree in our yard. Luke Skywalker gave this Force tree to my parents, but it looks like any other tree. How was I supposed to know? My dad was furious.

[if you want mundane childhood stories, he's got you, fam.]

[ poe is super-committed to sparkle motion. he just wanted to give his boyfriend a sexual experience to remember, okay. he's pretty sure he accomplished his mission, and is therefore very proud of himself. he rises back up from between finn's legs, sitting up and wiping his mouth off against his wrist. like he is just the coolest dude ever. (he's not.) ]

Did I make it up to you?

[ this is a really short tag but there's only so many ways i can say finn sounds skeptical as hell tbh. he sounds 100% disbelieving. ]

A Force tree. [ if this is how poe turns out to be fake he's not even mad, it's a heck of a hill to make his last stand on. ]

A Force tree.

[ there's sort of like, an exhaustion in his voice, like he is just so over this damn tree. he would go home and set it on fire (again) if he didn't think his dad would murder him. ]

I don't know why it's a Force tree, or what makes it different from any other stupid-ass tree, but I had to spend a year nursing it back to health. Maybe my dad just said it was a Force tree to teach me a lesson, I dunno.

[ he doesn't have to be cool for finn to think he is. finn gives himself like five very luxurious seconds of having no bones and a shuffled rubiks cube for a brain before he answers. ]

Don't ask a question you already know the answer to.

[ finn's personality is basically a sour patch kid.

he sits up, because his personal plan starts with tonsil hockey and it's easier to go find it than it is to lay on the ground and look at poe until poe can read his thoughts. and i mean like the full 4 quarters of tonsil hockey, chaste is out the airlock. get a blowjob and immediately french your boyfriend, part two of the cargo bay saga. ]

[ this is the most fascinating bullshit in the world. poe is mortal enemies with a tree. and it has to be a normal tree, bc there can't just be... a tree that's a force tree, for some unknown reason. there can't.

parents are wild. ]

A tree is a tree. I don't see how the Force can change whatever lesson you were supposed to learn that much.

Maybe it was supposed to be a reason why he cared so much about the tree? I think it came from the Jedi temple here. Maybe Luke Skywalker giving it to him made it a Force tree.

[and now he's a little sad because he misses his dad. :'( NOT BECAUSE HE'S DEAD. kes dameron is just chillin on his ranch like new phone who dis. meanwhile, his son is a dumpster fire. maybe he could just ... go home. that sounds nice. a natural choice for most thirty-somethings who have driven their lives into the ground, even in the star wars universe. his dad wouldn't care that he went awol and kind of kidnapped a stormtrooper.

... nah. he probably would. at least a little. ]

Anyway, I probably should've learned my lesson back then, but judging by today, I didn't. This time I'll be more careful, though.

[ finn mentally votes not to be the guy to remind poe's dad that the jedi are extinct and the force is a bulldonk tool people use for torture and murder, if he ever even meets him. if he's even alive? finn's not sure. he doesn't wanna ask, just in case.

i like that shara bey is giving the thumbs up for the hot stormtrooper and kes is more likely to be a reasonable non-pilot human.

he doesn't see how this equates too well. the lesson was probably supposed to be about poe not getting back on his bullshit. in that case, it really didn't take. dryly: ]

Carefully repaired garbage. Sounds great. [ love u sweetie. ] Just let me know how to help when we get started.

[ just ask rey he's so great.... at tools....... and handing the right ones to people when they direly need them. totally ]

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