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WISH LIST

★ my dark au kink:
+ being captured by the first order and subjected to reconditioning
+ trying to turn him back with the power of gay love and friendship (and possibly failing)
+ he was always a first order tie fighter pilot instead of winter soldiered
+ poe and finn first order murder squad (dynamics if they were both stormtroopers? running away together?)
+ ^ part b: the fam that gets captured and reconditioned together… stays…together…
+ Interesting Dynamics with kylo and hux from dark aus

★ finn stuff
+ what will they do after the war? romantic vacations? homesteading? sending finn's spit to space 23andme?
+ infinite escape reimagining/aus, stormpilot escape room reigning champions

★ rey stuff
+ relationship of convenience because they're both In Denial
+ sith princess rey aus where he tries to save her and/or she turns him

★ kylo stuff
+ infinite interrogating/torture room reimagining/aus
+ ^ part b: stockholm syndrome?
+ We Need to Talk about Leia

★ general
+ honestly anything regarding leia (esp processing grief post-tros)
+ talking about his sketchy spice runner past (possibly playing things taking place during that time in his life?)
+ ^ same for things taking place during academy/new republic tbh
+ i love aus. modern aus, vampire aus, a/b/o aus, let's au the entire world
+ i prefer m/m for poe but am good with most ships

kinks if ya nasty

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[ poe shakes his head back. it's time for a silent NO U argument!! he's not really worried for himself, though. he can get pinned with "what's up i'm an asshole dickin around in the office of my rival" and survive. a baby underclassman cheating is something else entirely. his name's been through a lot, he can take it, etc.

he is also considering the enemy of my enemy is my friend angle. it seems like a real risky gamble with hux (because he's the worst), but it's better than nothing. at least there are options.

but you know what, fine. let her take pictures of the test so they can be one step closer to being free of this hell. ]

[ Turning the page is gonna be loud. She waits until Hux is talking again.

'Tenure would make him impossible to chase out. He's intolerable enough as an adjunct.'

Her hands are shaking while she's taking these pictures with her phone. She can hear the laptop on the desk rotate.

'Naturally. I'm sure the email's in here somewhere. Just give me a moment.' ]

[oh shit. he's getting real close. but if he's turning the laptop ... he won't sit down, will he? he won't look under the desk?

no, you know what? can't take that chance. a plan b — plan c? he's got a few plans on the burner here. in any case, a new plan springs to his mind. he saw it work in romcoms. it might just be dumb enough to work now.

he puts one hand over her phone hand like "please stop that now" and another hand against her cheek like an indicator to what's about to happen. and then he just

leans in slow

for

the kiss

🙃

what's up ur making out with poe dameron, don't forget to report your findings to finn. ]

[ THIS IS NOT WHERE SHE SAW THIS NIGHT GOING. She is officially the worst wingman ever /? ? Possibly the second worst. Rey's eyes go wide as she lets her phone thud to the ground. She makes a surprised noise, too, so now there's no way they're not being caught. Which is bad because the test is still on the floor.

Anyway, Rey is a Romance Connoisseur in this AU, if you forgot, so she is highly trope savvy here. She just flips that test shut and pulls Poe down with her so she can lay down on it. Yep. This is now some horizontal making out so that she's laying on top of the evidence of their bad life choices.

Hux comes around the desk around that time like —

'Mr. Dameron,' he says icily. 'Perhaps you could wait until you have earned your own office to entertain freshmen in it.'

Rey lets out a yelp like she's SO SURPRISED and then— ] Professor Hux? What are you doing here?

[ it's fine. this is fine. he wanted it to happen this way. he's gained some control over the situation. this is all according to the plan he just made up five seconds ago. he gets out from under the table to stand. ]

I've got an office. [ okay, fine, holdo let him have like a chair and some drawers in the corner of her office. nobody fuckin asked you hux. ] I just thought I'd make some memories in Ren's. I want him to think of me whenever he's in here.

[ did that sound gay? don't think about it because he's moving right along to ] Kinda weird that you're in here so late, though. What are you doing here?

[ 'That's no concern of yours,' snapped Hux. Rey doesn't want to be here for this. There's just a whole lot of testosterone and politics everywhere and she's just a freshman and this is just truly uncanny bullshit. She pushes her little drawstring bag further under the desk and in the process, nudges Poe's ribs. He needs to stop asking questions before Hux starts asking them back. ]

We didn't mean to interrupt … whatever it is you're doing. [ She glances between Hux and the laptop. He grows tense, visibly. 'Nothing.' He slammed closed out of something and slammed the laptop lid shut, turning it back around on the desk. 'Clear out.' ]

Of course, Professor Hux, sir. [ She gets to her feet and pulls Poe with her, shaking her head in the event that he looks concerned for her bag or the test. She's got this. ] We're right behind you.

[ Which forces Hux towards the door with them. ]

[ whatever rey, he did JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT of questioning. he feels good about his life choices at this point in time (for some reason). he goes with her through the door, looping one arm through hers just to sell ... the illusion he's created here. he and rey are just gonna go back to his car for round two. don't worry about it. he's not the one who gets afraid.

what he is doing is trying to supress the urge to be a dick to hux. it's so easy. he makes it too easy. ]

Maybe we can all go to Denny's after this.

Oh! My bag!

[ She laughs, looking back at Hux as soon as he's nearly out of the room. ]

Sorry. I'll just be a second. [ And she slips back into the office, crouching behind the desk to grab it from underneath. She bangs the metal siding of the drawers and — ] Ow! Oops. [ To make it seem like her head while she's opening the drawer to slide the test back in.

Except she doesn't know where Poe got it from, so. Yeet. She puts it in A Folder. Then she grabs her bag, shuts the drawer, and heads back out. Hux just looks annoyed with her. She grabs immediately back onto Poe's arm when she's out, and Hux shuts out the lights and locks the door behind them.

Note to self: Hux has a key to Ren's office. ]

[ so that's what's up with the bag. cool. poe is left standing with hux and just kind of rolls his shoulders like "girls. idk man. what are girls."

but poe is making a note of that, too. what kind of game of thrones drama. this isn't even the right thread for that. ]

Right, so. What was I saying? Denny's?

[ Hux fixes him with a withering look of disgust, which on Hux mostly looks like his usual pinched expression with which he regards everyone. Rey shrugs at him like, 'Fine. More for me.' She turns away and tugs Poe towards the lift. ]

I like Denny's.

[ he completely turns his attention to rey, like the only thing that truly matters is denny's. (and doesn't it, though? that's a mood.) ]

Me, too. We can bring some back for Finn. And BB.

Are you supposed to feed that to dogs?

[ She's pretty sure you're not even supposed to feed most Denny's food to humans, but it's tasty and cheap, so she's not gonna think too hard about that. She glances over her shoulder towards Hux and finds him still staring at them. The sobriety fades out of her expression and she grins, giving a girlish wave before she and Poe disappear into the lift together.

The doors close and— ]

We almost died. Oh my god. He's going to tell Ren about this!

[ before he can elaborate on his dog's diet (of course he eats people food; he spoils bb as much as sandra bennet spoils mr. muggles), the doors are closed and rey is in full panic. which is understandable.

poe himself is not in full panic. but he kind of making a sour face, imbued with the knowledge that she's not wrong. ]

If Hux rats on us, we rat on Hux. I don't think Ren's gonna be happy to know that that shitbag was going through his emails. It's all about leverage.

Is there anyone in our college who actually likes each other?

[ Rey's thinking not at this point. Poe hates Ren and Hux. Hux hates Ren and Poe. Ren hates Hux and Poe. Maybe they should just all bang and get it over with. That sounds effective. Oh, god, getting rid of that mental picture is gonna be hard. ]

[ wow rey, keep your yaoi three-way fanfic to yourself. that's not the threesome god intended, although i'm sure it exists on ao3. ]

Uh... I think most of the students like each other. Maybe.

[ don't try to follow academic intrigue, rey. that's where the real game of thrones happens. ]

[ Rey laughs at that.

It's kind of a dark laugh. And silence follows it because she doesn't have anything for that. Then, when they get close to the bottom floor, she asks — ]

Do all of the professors have keys to the other offices in their pods?

[ poe is newly enthused like AH YES LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT. ]

No. He had to have made his own copy. So he could sneak in and do all the stuff we just watched him do.

Is that allowed? What other rooms does he have a key to?

[ She does not expect Poe to have these answers, but she wants to put the implications out into the world. ]

What do you think? No, it's not allowed!

[ okay, maybe that was a little mean. but they've had a high-tension evening. he sighs. be nice, dameron. ]

I don't know. But if he has the key to Ren's office, it wouldn't surprise me if he's got some others.

I don't like that.

[ Rey says it protectively. She realizes she's still holding Poe's arm, and lets it go then. She tries not to make a thing of it, or the fact that up there was definitely her first kiss. ]

I don't think you should get involved in this Poe. I think … I think we should both keep our distance from Professor Ren, or we'll get caught up in whatever that was about.

[ aww rey. good thing poe has the emotional awareness of a toaster. why is he like this??? we just don't know. ]

Is that so? I mean, I'm fine with letting the physics department eat itself. But I'm not gonna just sit there if he tries to come at me.

[ actual footage of poe yelling at kylo ren in the parking lot like last week probably ]

[ He does have the Dean, she supposes, but ... it still bothers her. Seeing Hux up there. It makes her feel like this is bigger than they realize and they're out of their depth. She looks up at the physics building as they leave it behind. ]

I'm not telling you not to defend yourself, just ... [ She frowns. ] Be careful.

[ he doesn't consider himself out of his depth ... but, then again, he is an idiot. ]

I'm careful. [ he scoffs, like anything just happened back there was careful. to be fair, he did maybe two (2) careful things. ] How do you think I should be more careful?

You could start by not volunteering on espionage missions into enemy territory.

[ Rey arches her eyebrows at him. ]

Especially not with people you barely know.

[ BUSTED. flustered flailing around anime character inside, suddenly very tetchy outside. ]

That was different.

[ REY YOU BAKA. what if he walks ... even faster to the car. BYE. ]

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