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WISH LIST

★ my dark au kink:
+ being captured by the first order and subjected to reconditioning
+ trying to turn him back with the power of gay love and friendship (and possibly failing)
+ he was always a first order tie fighter pilot instead of winter soldiered
+ poe and finn first order murder squad (dynamics if they were both stormtroopers? running away together?)
+ ^ part b: the fam that gets captured and reconditioned together… stays…together…
+ Interesting Dynamics with kylo and hux from dark aus

★ finn stuff
+ what will they do after the war? romantic vacations? homesteading? sending finn's spit to space 23andme?
+ infinite escape reimagining/aus, stormpilot escape room reigning champions

★ rey stuff
+ relationship of convenience because they're both In Denial
+ sith princess rey aus where he tries to save her and/or she turns him

★ kylo stuff
+ infinite interrogating/torture room reimagining/aus
+ ^ part b: stockholm syndrome?
+ We Need to Talk about Leia

★ general
+ honestly anything regarding leia (esp processing grief post-tros)
+ talking about his sketchy spice runner past (possibly playing things taking place during that time in his life?)
+ ^ same for things taking place during academy/new republic tbh
+ i love aus. modern aus, vampire aus, a/b/o aus, let's au the entire world
+ i prefer m/m for poe but am good with most ships

kinks if ya nasty

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Are you picturing it?

i'm picturing something you gotta tell me more. when was this?

Maybe you should tell me what you're picturing instead.

just you going around your apartment doing normal apartment things only naked you know, making dinner

[ it sounds so innocuous and yet so much like the opening scene of so many porns.... ]

Cooking while naked would be quite the risky undertaking.
Nevermind the issue of hygiene.

( he's having entirely too much fun with this. )

[ hey kylo

hey

stop picking apart the beginning of his fantasy!! ]

the danger is part of the thrill

That should be the title of your autobiography.

Don't be jealous of me living my life to the fullest

I don't recall you ever playing Naked Chef in all the years I've known you.
Have you been holding out on me?

maybe Have you ever seen me cook anything

No.
I half-expected you to survive on TV dinners and cheap beer.

sometimes I've been known to make grilled cheese

Any good at it?

I can make it fancy with different breads and cheeses I might even be naked sometimes

Clearly I need to see these killer culinary skills at work.
With or without the clothes.

bring some bread and cheese and we'll see 😉

You're expecting me to supply my own bread?
Then I'm definitely expecting the whole show, 'Kiss the Chef' lacy apron and all.

if you thought this was gonna distract me from your nudist phase, you're wrong

Distract you? No.
But you must realize that if you want to hear more you're going to have to give me a reason to tell you.
It's not nearly as fun if I just give you what you want.

so you're telling me i've gotta make you a grilled cheese just to hear a story? this doesn't sound like a fair trade

I'm saying you need to make me a grilled cheese sandwich naked.
And if you still want to hear the story when I'm done with you, I'll consider telling it.