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WISH LIST

★ my dark au kink:
+ being captured by the first order and subjected to reconditioning
+ trying to turn him back with the power of gay love and friendship (and possibly failing)
+ he was always a first order tie fighter pilot instead of winter soldiered
+ poe and finn first order murder squad (dynamics if they were both stormtroopers? running away together?)
+ ^ part b: the fam that gets captured and reconditioned together… stays…together…
+ Interesting Dynamics with kylo and hux from dark aus


★ finn stuff
+ what will they do after the war? romantic vacations? homesteading? sending finn's spit to space 23andme?
+ infinite escape reimagining/aus, stormpilot escape room reigning champions

★ rey stuff
+ relationship of convenience because they're both In Denial
+ sith princess rey aus where he tries to save her and/or she turns him

★ kylo stuff
+ infinite interrogating/torture room reimagining/aus
+ ^ part b: stockholm syndrome?
+ We Need to Talk about Leia


★ general
+ honestly anything regarding leia (esp processing grief post-tros)
+ talking about his sketchy spice runner past (possibly playing things taking place during that time in his life?)
+ ^ same for things taking place during academy/new republic tbh
+ i love aus. modern aus, vampire aus, a/b/o aus, let's au the entire world
+ i prefer m/m for poe but am good with most ships

kinks if ya nasty

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[followhim]

[it's true, he did kind of just want to touch. it's a nice chest okay and now it's not even covered by clothes or anything. all his.

all of his insides essentially liquify when finn touches his face. it's so nice and he's so nice, and look at his face. his face! finn loves him so much and poe loves him back so much it's disgusting and embarrassing. there's a warmth welling up inside him, and it spills out in the dopey-ass completely lovestruck grin he gives back. someone help them, they're hopeless.

he collapses against finn's chest, sorry about your face touches. maybe he just wants to lie here for a second, listening to finn's heartbeat. that good shit. kind of thinking about going down on him, kind of thinking about staying right here forever. life is a struggle. ]

[bythehand]

[ this romance has made finn too powerful. he's felling pilots in one swoop. boner town can wait for a minute bc they've got Romance Action.

T B H HE'S KINDA GLAD POE FLOPS DOWN?? he can't look at that smile in the face and not smile, and somehow big gooby smiles are where he draws the line on himself today. he's smiling like a big-ass loser up here but HE'S NOT A SMILER AND NO ONE CAN PROVE IT

anyway yeah they're ruined. he can't tell if they're good or terrible at this. ]

So, good first date? [ he can't make poe get back up here where he can get a hand in his pants or something, but he can still have a nice time while poe is being especially gay on his chest. ] Got a little bloody for my taste.

[followhim]

[he just fucking laughs like that was the funniest thing anyone has ever said in the entire galaxy. like maybe he is on the spice right now. but he's not, he just loves finn so much it's stupid as hell.]

I never thought I'd be so happy to get a piece of metal stuck in my arm.

[100% true facts. now he has to save that welding apparatus so that someday in the future when they adopt some scrappy orphans, he can show it to them when he launches into his own how i met your mother story.]

[bythehand]

[ as long as it doesn't end with "and then idk i guess finn randomly died and i married my ex-girlfriend from season one" i'm sure it'll be a beautiful story for their scrappy orphan children. ]

Yeah, I'm sure there aren't a million better ways we could've managed it.

[ finn it really only works to argue if you sound like you're arguing. it's just not working now. anyway i can't believe poe is on the spice of love. ]

[followhim]

[yeah no we don't talk about that poe would never marry his random girlfriend from season one, okay. but their orphans will probably also age ten years sitting through the bullshit. it's gonna be great.

also it's true, he is. the spice of love is awesome ok don't knock it until you've tried it.]

Yeah, I could've found a medical droid, but if I did that, you wouldn't've come down, and then we wouldn't ... be here.

[because clearly there aren't a million better ways, just those two.]

[bythehand]

[ finn hums as skeptically as possible. he's not even going to pretend he's not skeptical about this enterprise. he also runs his fingers through poe's hair.

i think by this point he's probably forgotten that they're just chillin in a cargo bay that anybody could need to walk into. boyfriend town and boner town exact their tolls when you hit the road to find them, and the toll is usually common sense and memory span. ]

Not today, maybe. But I'm not too good at being subtle, so. Probably still get around to it eventually.

[followhim]

[yep, just chillin naked in a cargo bay with no room for jesus. as bros do. they'll get to boner town eventually, they just had to make a pitstop to refuel at boyfriend town.]

Well, I was so sure you wouldn't ... I don't know, maybe if I got drunk enough. I dunno. One of us had to break eventually. [he laughs again, a soft chuckle this time.]

[bythehand]

[ two dudes, chillin in the cargo bay, naked and zero feet apart cause they finally yoloed their feelings.

honestly when you go to boyfriend town you have to see some of the sights. you gotta get your flirting in. finn isn't gonna complain, he's like a dry intimacy sponge. he's like a lizard on a hot rock. he has a deficit and he's gonna make up for it. ]

Field surgery is a little better than "get drunk enough."

[ he couldn't just make out with a poe THAT drunk. the drunkenness level it would even take. horrifying. ]

[followhim]

Right? Yeah, it's got that kind of "you take care of me" thing going for it. Which, I'm not saying I need it, but ... it's nice.

[are you sure tho. but honestly they're both kind of messes. giant hot messes who need to take care of each other.

anyway since he's just laying there on top of finn not doing much else, he starts idly tracing shapes along finn's side with his fingertips. gay.]

[bythehand]

That works out fine. You're nice.

[ a hopeless romantic coexistence between two disasters of different caliber. poe really is nice. ergo it's good to have a nice Thing. finn is not biased.

shoutout to mister shapes-tracer, bc that sends one of those like. goosebumps and full-strength shudders directly up finn's entire spine, thanks for that. what the fuck, nerve endings, that's a really weird counterpoint to both his lizard-in-the-sun and boner-town statuses. and he can't figure out if it's a good counterpoint yet. ]

[followhim]

You're nicer. [that's really what this banter has devolved to, huh. arguing over who's nicer. smh. still tracing, ftr. he takes the shudder as encouragement to keep going. not that he's putting a whole lot of active thought into it in the first place.]

You're all ... I like when you get worked up about stuff. [so every second of every day of his life?] And when you get excited about stuff. When you smile, it's like ... it's like a meteor shower.

[bythehand]

[ oh my god even i can't handle how gay that is and i was prepared for it. there's no way finn is going to survive. his heart promptly does a backflip out into the void of space because of the surge of sudden and intense Feelings he's been saddled with. how is he possibly supposed to cope with living in the same galaxy as that statement??

no really he literally has to take a few seconds. he stops petting poe's head and everything, bc he's like i need all available hands to pretend i can hold all of this, holy shit. and if part of him thinks he doesn't deserve it, he punches it in the metaphorical face bc he can deal with it later and it's not ruining this for him right now.

like a meteor shower.

no one has ever said something like that to him, ever, in his life??? he can't actively angle his memory in that 10-seconds-ago direction enough to acknowledge it or respond directly to it. it just happened. the only word to describe him is shook.

he might not be able to fight fire with equally strong fire, but finn's entire brain to mouth filter is dead, so he guns it before he even thinks about it. ]

You know what I like about you?

[followhim]

[i was only prepared because the sentiment has been made in the past but yeah it's still pretty Full Gay. but poe is a human 100 emoji, okay. it is known. if he's gay he's going full gay and no one can stop him.

but he kind of glances back up at finn when the head petting stops (like excuse u, i was enjoying that, but also did i insult you??? are you triggered by meteor showers????)

but apparently not. this is okay too.]

No, what?

[bythehand]

[ some men just want to watch the world burn, by devastating their boyfriends in one fell swoop. but u know what, that's fine.

finn kind of has to work to figure out exactly what he's trying to say now that his own mouth has forced him into a position to have to say it. it would probably be pretty easy to say everything, even though he knows he'll probably yell at poe within the next 24 hours for something dumb that he inarguably does not like. that's love, bitch.

but he gets into the neighborhood of the feeling, sort of, and lets his tone go soft in the process. ]

You make everything human.

[ without even trying.

with poe, everything is messy and colorful and impulsive. he cares about everything, and he tells people they have smiles like meteor showers, and he's beautiful. even though it would be easy for him not to bother being good at all. ]

[followhim]

[you know what he's gonna do about that? he's gonna stop laying on finn's chest, shift back up to meet his face, and ... kiss him. but also tease him. out of love.]

As opposed to what? Making everything Wookiee?

[bythehand]

[ banishes him to the couch for a week

but like. after he gets his kiss. priorities. ]

I'm sure you wish you were that articulate.

[followhim]

[i mean he probably deserves the couch. he wouldn't think so but he's a giant jerk whose opinion doesn't count so. he kisses finn again before continuing like maybe if he kisses him in-between teasing he won't get shoved away. it's a bold strategy, cotton, let's see if it pays off for him.]

Maybe. What does that even mean?

[bythehand]

[ this is unfair. how can one man function at these critical levels of sweet and salty. finn kisses him back because he does what he wants. he still sounds vaguely salty.

when isn't he vaguely salty tho. in fact, he's going out of his way to poke poe on the forehead. ]

It means that's the last time I tell you I like anything about you, Poe Dameron.

[ or that he's breaking up with you to date chewie. ]

[followhim]

[i can't believe he went for the forehead poke. they are a legit anime. poe has to go put some toast in his mouth and run because he's late for anime school. jk he's still laying here, trying not to laugh.]

No, c'mon! I'm serious! I don't know what you mean!

[bythehand]

Well, it's too late! Now I have to take it to my grave.

[ finn says, probably like 4 seconds before he gets so huffy that he explains anyway??? NO CHILL NO CHILL

when ur #petty but not enough to actually shove your bf off of you. it's that kind of anime life. ]

[followhim]

[he sighs dramatically and rolls off of finn, laying beside him instead of on top of him.]

Then I guess I'll just die first. [he puts his forearm over his eyes like he plans on dying right there. drama queen.]

[bythehand]

[ now he has to be naked and mildly offended AND cold??? this is the nightmare scenatio. poe has personally wounded him. finn starts considering his flop over onto poe instead options.

anyway poe will die first over his dead body. they would both spend a lot of time shoving each other to try and catch a grenade and sacrifice themselves first, probably.

some couples are just like hey race you to the elevator. ]

Not sure exactly how it fixes your problem. [ s i g h. ] Can I try again?

[followhim]

[it's true. forget the elevator, they're placing race you to the grenade because neither can resist the urge to be a big damn hero. he slooowly lifts his arm from over his eyes. maybe he'll choose life today. maybe.]

I'll allow it.

[he is trying s-so hard to be serious but you can tell he's trying not to laugh. what a dummy.]

[bythehand]

[ finn punches him on the shoulder and gets up to find his pants, the end. not really. there's probably a reality where he did though.

with his dignity on the line, clearly, and miffed that poe thinks this is funny, wow! rude! poe!!!!!! finn has no choice but to take this re-do very, very seriously. and that much is legit, this is beyond in-the-moment sappiness and getting blindsided by mister meteor showers. he's not practiced in being romantic, but he can sure as hell be genuine and honest and take everything way too seriously out of spite.

finn purses his lips in thought and keeps his eyes on the ceiling. ]

I like that you gave me a name and still asked me if I was okay with it. I like that I spent five minutes stealing a ship with you and I felt more like a person than I ever thought I could. I like that you're good. I like that you try to see good things.

[ finn turns to look at him again with his eyebrows up like "okay how's that, jerkwad." SHOULD HE LOOK KIND OF CONFRONTATIONAL WHILE HE'S TRYING TO DO A ROMANCE? god probably not but he fucking does. he'd hate to have to pvp poe over this right now. ]

I like that I make you think of meteor showers.

[ so THERE??? ]

[followhim]

[first, he sits up. and then he stops looking like he's going to laugh one sentence in. and then he looks kind of awestruck and like he's melting from the inside. he does good things purely on principle, because it's the Right Thing to Do. he gave finn a name because he deserved to have a name. but knowing that the things he just does mean so much to finn, is a lot. it's overwhelming and he's going to die. he can't laugh or make witty retorts or do anything besides just sit there.

so uh, you won, finn. congrats. he can't even laugh at the meteor shower comment at the end. he's overloaded with feelings.]

Finn, that's ... that's — wow. I — thank you.

[also, why wasn't his love confession that good? now he wants to re-do his. because of course he does. he's not going to but he will throw this in.]

I like that you're good, too. You're always so good. I meant it when I said I think you're the best person I know.