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WISH LIST

★ my dark au kink:
+ being captured by the first order and subjected to reconditioning
+ trying to turn him back with the power of gay love and friendship (and possibly failing)
+ he was always a first order tie fighter pilot instead of winter soldiered
+ poe and finn first order murder squad (dynamics if they were both stormtroopers? running away together?)
+ ^ part b: the fam that gets captured and reconditioned together… stays…together…
+ Interesting Dynamics with kylo and hux from dark aus

★ finn stuff
+ what will they do after the war? romantic vacations? homesteading? sending finn's spit to space 23andme?
+ infinite escape reimagining/aus, stormpilot escape room reigning champions

★ rey stuff
+ relationship of convenience because they're both In Denial
+ sith princess rey aus where he tries to save her and/or she turns him

★ kylo stuff
+ infinite interrogating/torture room reimagining/aus
+ ^ part b: stockholm syndrome?
+ We Need to Talk about Leia

★ general
+ honestly anything regarding leia (esp processing grief post-tros)
+ talking about his sketchy spice runner past (possibly playing things taking place during that time in his life?)
+ ^ same for things taking place during academy/new republic tbh
+ i love aus. modern aus, vampire aus, a/b/o aus, let's au the entire world
+ i prefer m/m for poe but am good with most ships

kinks if ya nasty

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[are you sure you have body parts that aren't a face finn??? pretty sure they're just jellyfish kiss monsters at this point.

but poe is all about it, tbh, please put your hand in his unruly mop of curls. he only pulls away when he literally cannot go another moment without breathing or he'll die. but this would be a pretty awesome way to die, tbh, so maybe he would be okay with it.

he catches his breath, a sharp inhale accompanied by a chuckle and quiet words:] I wanted to do that for so long. [he thinks about saying they could go someplace else but like. the falcon is pretty close quarters and no one will probably bother them here so. it's fine. instead of using his brain anymore, he goes back in for round two.]

[ he's trying to live his best life as a kiss monster, and to make my first tag of 2018 very gay.

also. don't just say things like that, poe? wow? finn is minding his own business, catching his breath with his forehead pressed against poe's, thriving in this complete and total lack of personal space, and poe's just going to say stuff that makes him smile. at this rate his face is gonna get sore. ]

It hasn't even been that long.

[ what was this, love at first tie fighter? (and finn could u even actually judge if it was, u were equally fucking hopeless.) if he can't squeeze the most pleased argument of his life into that narrow time slot before they go back to making out, what's honestly the point of being in love at all. ]

[never gonna stop making his face sore. it's his new favorite hobby. he will also stop kissing long enough to banter, his other favorite hobby.]

It felt like forever. [and then right back to kissing honestly. when was it? not exactly when finn rescued him ... or maybe it was then? he liked him right away, but ... no. when they met up again and he was wearing the jacket. that was it, probably. yeah. but anyway, kissing. it's still happening. he bites at finn's lip playfully.]

[ hopefully somewhere on the ship someone can sense that they've won a standing resistance-wide bet about something today. they really need that hope right now.

anyway poe dameron is dumb and finn hates him, mind changed. that short, sharp inhale when his lip gets bitten at? fake news. illegal move. poe's going to romance jail.

actually while he's thinking on it. budge the fuck up, poe, finn's moving in for the full straddle, so he can have ~~the high ground~~ leverage for his future revenge. if he ever figures out what his revenge is gonna be. he's really not thinking about it too much. RIDE OR DIE IS NO GAME, THOUGH, EVERYTHING IN STAR WARS IS INTENSE(tm). ]

[somewhere someone (i.e. rey) senses it in the force. there is cheering, applauding. everyone stands up. that's probably what happens.

meanwhile, back over here, poe was not expecting the straddle and goes down with an "oof." YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT ROMANCE JAIL??? WHAT WAS THAT SIR??? double bookings for romance jail today tbh. he grins and laughs to himself before picking back up where he left off, moving away from finn's mouth, trailing kisses to his neck.]

[ i was there i was the force.

on one hand, it's a shame to lose the face-on-face macking. on the other hand, this is literally the costume designer's entire purpose for putting finn in a shirt with a v-neck. they may be stuck in romance jail for life. but what's the point in confessing your love and mashing your faces together if someone doesn't end up basically sitting on someone's lap.

finn makes a sound that vaguely conveys something like "oh okay good that works" and takes strategic advantage of another opportunity to very nicely get his fingers back into the Hair. all of poe is very handsome, it is important that his hands contribute to confirming this. ]

[there is no point otherwise tbh. and look finn's mouth may be the most amazing mouth to ever exist but he has an entire rest of his body that poe would like to explore most if not all of. but he'll stick with his neck for now. he takes the hand in his hair as approval to keep going, tbh. and maybe he keeps going a little too hard. did finn want a hickey? too bad, merry christmas.]

[ he'll have to deal with the shame of that hickey, truly a rite of passage, later. right now finn's just really digging the process of getting one. and maybe writing off 'catching his breath' as a lost cause. sometimes the hickeys that you get in a junky old ship's cargo bay..... are better, holy shit.

anyway this train is like 5 stops from pulling into boner town tbqh, finn's easy as hell and i cannot pretend otherwise. ]

[ he glances enough to see that he might have left a mark ... and tries to correct by being a little more gentle. but probably doesn't succeed. self-restraint is hard okay. it's not skill he's ever possessed in his entire life.

that said he'll probably also pull into boner town soon. do you know how long it's been since he's been laid????? life is hard when your entire life is the resistance and nothing else, but not hard in the fun way. (also we can fade to black if you want lmfao.) ]

[ toot toot assholes they'll be neither the first nor last to break in this cargo bay and that's what the millennium falcon is all about.

side note: bring a mouth back to his mouth. he gives poe's hair a very careful tug for attention-seeking purposes. ]

Will you get back up here already.

[ finn 'boyfriend material' 'impulsive mcgee' lastname is making an executive decision to not just be kissing the side of poe's head or whatever anymore.

(side-side note: if at literally any point u'd rather go to ftb town instead of boner town, it's done, no questions asked. at this point theyre both impulsive mcgees and we all know whats up.) ]

[well you know what I think han solo would be proud that the cargo bay of his ship is still being used for secret boning. his force ghost is standing and applauding with everyone upstairs.

anyway meanwhile back actually in the cargo bay, poe lifts his head away from finn's neck, grinning like the giant jerk he is.]

What, did you miss me?

[see? jerk. but it's not like he waits for an answer before returning to kissing him on the mouth. and because he's a simple boy with simple needs, he is going to initiate taking this to the Next Level and reach down for finn's pants and try to ... figure out that whole situation. buttons? zipper? he's gonna undo things.]

[ SNORTS. poe dameron is jerk of the year. ]

Less once you started talking.

[ these maybe used to be poe's pants bc kylo ren ruined finn's entire one outfit wardrobe, and finn is a notorious wardrobe thief thanks to the costume department in tlj, so he can probably figure it out pretty quick. benefit of the doubt for having to figure it out from the other side tho.

so he'll help with his buttons if he thinks it's taking too long, and then he'll gun it to undo poe's pants with maximum efficiency because he's into this. sometimes in life a person just wants to get their bf's pants open and cop a proper feel, okay. a lack of prior said boyfriends doesn't mean finn's immune.

plus also the sooner he's got the two-handed work out of the way, the sooner he can also get one hand up poe's shirt. sometimes in life a person also just wants to get a hand up their bf's shirt to maximize their skin-on-skin contact. 2 cop a different and less obstructed feel.

like with a lot of poe-related adventures, finn's of the natural understanding that this is a great time to not think, aka to not take the road to overthinking. sometimes u just gotta Do It. ]

[what's the point of having a hot pilot boyfriend if you can't steal literally all his clothes i guess. it's fine. poe is like oh yeah these were the pants i bought at the mall on coruscant in 29 aby. good times. they look better on finn anyway. ~~and they're gonna look even better on the floor.~~

but he figures it out quickly enough, and is actually surprised when finn reciprocates and starts working on his own pants? the most awesome surprise ever. idk why it's so surprising. he's just an idiot. and still vaguely in shock that this is actually happening and not one of his diary entries to bb-8 about a dream he had.

so, pants are gone. bye pants. that's a thing. once they're off and finn moves on to poe's shirt, he's more than happy to assist in taking his shirt off. it's not as hasty as dramatically flinging it off since he did just hurt his arm, but teamwork makes the dream work.]

[ "finn you wanna go buy some clothes of your own?" "literally why would i ever need to do that"

space wars are a stressful existence. when something good falls into your lap, or rather gives you the chance to climb into its lap, sometimes you have to grab it with both hands and just go for it. to get rid of the pants and take off someone's shirt.

he's never gotten to just... be close to people. there was a lack of the concept of personal space growing up, sure, and basically no escaping getting used to being in various states of not-dressed with other soldiers. but this is a whole new ball game of intimacy that he's kinda thriving on rn. it only fuels him. if they weren't about to bang it out he'd leech himself onto poe like the touch-starved jellyfish man he actually is, and that's the tea on that.

step one: eliminate major clothing barriers from poe's person.
step two: get his hands on everything that shirt was in the way of and proceed to follow with his mouth. FINALLY FINN'S TRUE REVENGE CAN BEGIN. ]

[don't get it twisted, poe's not a stranger to intimacy — look at him. look at him. he had his fair share of one-night stands when he was a hot-shot pilot with the new republic ... but it was never anything serious. never anything real, because his real love was space. and then everything went sideways, and his priorities shifted to be ALL ABOUT THE RESISTANCE ALL THE TIME.

until a beautiful amazing wild-ass renegade stormtrooper saved his life. oops.

he was going to return the favor by taking off finn's shirt, and he gets about as far as his hands grazing the hem before finn is all over him and he's paralyzed with how good it feels. this is fucking rude how is he supposed to do anything like this. he literally can't. this is illegal!!!]

[ some shirts can wait for the sake of revenge. AND THE LAW CAN WAIT TOO!!! finn is a considerate boyfriend who takes the hickey party below the territory of most collars, is what i would say if he'd had a thought even remotely like that at all. he was a lot more like hell yeah look at all this available skin and thought the lack of open-mouthed kisses being applied needed to be corrected immediately.

give him a minute, he'll realize his shirt is also way too in the way. to hell with shirts and to hell with pants, u rite. at this point he's gotta commit to matching strip for strip before he commits to measly things like catching his breath. ]

[as soon as finn stops kissing him and he regains .05 percent of his mental faculties, poe picks up where he left off in grabbing finn's shirt (aka his shirt that finn stole, thanks) and pulling it off, hastily flinging it aside. now they match in indecency.

also: finn is still sitting on top of him and that's unacceptable, so he he shoves him all the way down onto the floor, shifting to be the one on top. he uses one arm to support himself hovering over finn, letting his bandaged arm chill pressed against his chest like no you gotta stay down. where is he going with this? joke's on you he hasn't decided yet.]

[ way to interrupt the plan that finn-- who am i kidding, finn had literally no idea what his plan was, either. he was just gonna wing it.

anyway we all know poe just wanted to pull off another chest grab without it being a "finn maybe don't volunteer to help luke pvp the entire first order right now" necessity, it's fine. finn's maybe a little surprised. poe looks hot from most angles anyway though, so where's the loss. he still kinda raises his eyebrows and pulls a quick face like "i mean i do like the goods but what now, flips mcgee", to be an ass about it.

additionally: i hope poe is ready for the gayest goddamned face-touch of his life. because it's happening. finn has BOYFRIEND LIBERTIES now and he's gonna exercise his RIGHT to pap a hand up there and cradle the hell out of the side of poe's face like the lovestruck sap he is.

there's not enough dignity left in the galaxy to salvage you once you've papped your hand up there and thought something like wait holy shit this one is mine tbh. but here he is. it's probably taking up his entire expression, GROSS. ]

[it's true, he did kind of just want to touch. it's a nice chest okay and now it's not even covered by clothes or anything. all his.

all of his insides essentially liquify when finn touches his face. it's so nice and he's so nice, and look at his face. his face! finn loves him so much and poe loves him back so much it's disgusting and embarrassing. there's a warmth welling up inside him, and it spills out in the dopey-ass completely lovestruck grin he gives back. someone help them, they're hopeless.

he collapses against finn's chest, sorry about your face touches. maybe he just wants to lie here for a second, listening to finn's heartbeat. that good shit. kind of thinking about going down on him, kind of thinking about staying right here forever. life is a struggle. ]

[ this romance has made finn too powerful. he's felling pilots in one swoop. boner town can wait for a minute bc they've got Romance Action.

T B H HE'S KINDA GLAD POE FLOPS DOWN?? he can't look at that smile in the face and not smile, and somehow big gooby smiles are where he draws the line on himself today. he's smiling like a big-ass loser up here but HE'S NOT A SMILER AND NO ONE CAN PROVE IT

anyway yeah they're ruined. he can't tell if they're good or terrible at this. ]

So, good first date? [ he can't make poe get back up here where he can get a hand in his pants or something, but he can still have a nice time while poe is being especially gay on his chest. ] Got a little bloody for my taste.

[he just fucking laughs like that was the funniest thing anyone has ever said in the entire galaxy. like maybe he is on the spice right now. but he's not, he just loves finn so much it's stupid as hell.]

I never thought I'd be so happy to get a piece of metal stuck in my arm.

[100% true facts. now he has to save that welding apparatus so that someday in the future when they adopt some scrappy orphans, he can show it to them when he launches into his own how i met your mother story.]

[ as long as it doesn't end with "and then idk i guess finn randomly died and i married my ex-girlfriend from season one" i'm sure it'll be a beautiful story for their scrappy orphan children. ]

Yeah, I'm sure there aren't a million better ways we could've managed it.

[ finn it really only works to argue if you sound like you're arguing. it's just not working now. anyway i can't believe poe is on the spice of love. ]

[yeah no we don't talk about that poe would never marry his random girlfriend from season one, okay. but their orphans will probably also age ten years sitting through the bullshit. it's gonna be great.

also it's true, he is. the spice of love is awesome ok don't knock it until you've tried it.]

Yeah, I could've found a medical droid, but if I did that, you wouldn't've come down, and then we wouldn't ... be here.

[because clearly there aren't a million better ways, just those two.]

[ finn hums as skeptically as possible. he's not even going to pretend he's not skeptical about this enterprise. he also runs his fingers through poe's hair.

i think by this point he's probably forgotten that they're just chillin in a cargo bay that anybody could need to walk into. boyfriend town and boner town exact their tolls when you hit the road to find them, and the toll is usually common sense and memory span. ]

Not today, maybe. But I'm not too good at being subtle, so. Probably still get around to it eventually.

[yep, just chillin naked in a cargo bay with no room for jesus. as bros do. they'll get to boner town eventually, they just had to make a pitstop to refuel at boyfriend town.]

Well, I was so sure you wouldn't ... I don't know, maybe if I got drunk enough. I dunno. One of us had to break eventually. [he laughs again, a soft chuckle this time.]

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