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[followhim]

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un: rey

[forcevisions]

They told you this was a world-saving operation, right? Curing illness?

Why is there an informational seminar called "Lube and You"?

un: p.d.

[followhim]

yeah

i was kind of wondering if it was a mechanics thing or a sex thing

it's a sex thing

[forcevisions]

Why are there info seminars on sex things???

[followhim]

i'm not COMPLETELY sure but i think this whole thing is kind of a sex thing

[forcevisions]

[ there's a long pause here while she types and deletes a few things. ]

what

[followhim]

i saw part of the gym that i think is all sex stuff. it's like a sex gym

and don't you think it's weird that we have roommates but we only have one bed?

[forcevisions]

We shared a bed in Drakstaden and in Hanabira and it wasn't for sex!!!

[ also relevant, neither of those places had sex gyms. she just feels like she needs to point it out. ]

What do we do?

Do you think everyone else knows?

Is my roommate going to try to have sex with me???

un: rey (after opening event)

[forcevisions]

So Finn's here.

[followhim]

i know

[ that's it. the whole thing. ]

[forcevisions]

And he doesn't remember ALASTAIR or Hathaway.

[followhim]

i know that one too

he's from a different timeline though. or the same one. i don't know. but he knew that the resistance was okay. leia's okay. bb-8's okay. that was my incentive. and it happened

[forcevisions]

A different one. This happened with Lance. I've seen it before.

[ she confirms it because she couldn't stand the person she'd be if she let poe lie to himself about that. he's from a different timeline. this finn, if he does not remember alastair and hathaway, must be a different universe's finn. that's how it works. she knows this because she's seen it. this finn was not the finn they'd known, the finn that poe had loved.

and for that reason, she can only imagine how hard this must be on him. she had seen it tear at keith, who wouldn't talk about it. she's hoping she can elicit some exploration of the matter from poe by prodding at him. ]

Are you okay?

[followhim]

of course i'm okay. the resistance wasn't wiped out. whatever we lost, we can rebuild. that's what matters.

and here is ... well, it is what it is. being's here's important. so we have something to go back to.

[ dodges that inquisition about his emotional well-being like neo from the matrix. resistance first, everything else later. general organa's legacy. standing over han solo's grave like "yeah that was really sad but i'll cry about it after the war." that's his big mood. ]

beep beep it's new housing o'clock

[bythehand]

Poe, have you seen these beds?

[ he's probably on a bed right now while he's texting bc he's still not over this. of course poe's seen the beds. duh. time for some #romance. ]

We're having sex in one of these. I don't care which one. I don't care what house it's in. Is that okay with you?

[ "im gonna bang you in one of these nice beds but also if that's not okay i understand and you don't have to xoxo."

finn saw these nice beds and was instantly like wow i wonder if the gang thinks these are huge too. and then immediately after he actually sat down on a nice mattress, he was like i wonder how soon i can get naked on one of these with poe. it's sex island, shame is stupid, they have bungalows now. ]

[followhim]

[ unpictured: poe, collapsing back (onto his new bed) clutching his chest like "FINN??? PROPOSITIONED ME??? FOR SEX?? ? ? ?" insert my "finally it's my turn to receive" gif. that's his big mood. ]

nothing has ever been more okay in my life buddy. you mean right now??

[bythehand]

[ finn is here to embrace his propositioning capacity and ask poe on the zhautas version of dates. poe deserves that gif in his life. ]

I mean, I don't exactly have plans to worry about. But if you're busy, they're not going anywhere. Or this one won't. You can pencil me in whenever you've got time.

[followhim]

[ the zhautas version of dates: finding new different places to bang. that checks. he's not opposed to it. ]

no, i just meant

i'm not busy if you're not

my bed or yours?

[bythehand]

House 7. I told everyone I'd check out the welcome party later.

If you don't wanna let yourself in, try to mention that now while I'm still dressed.

[ galaxy brain: romantic booty call.
galaxy dude: trust the force, that's totally how it works, exclusively to make sure poe walks through the door next and not a roommate. see if you can just get naked now or if you should hang onto your pants for a little while. what's chill.

this is just a really genuinely nice day for finn so far.

sam wilson's community bonding beach party is facilitating good important things, that's the lesson. ]

[followhim]

there's a party? maybe we can check it out.

if we feel like walking 😉 [ i can't believe prompto taught him emojis and this is like the only one he ever uses. rip. ]

i can be over there in a minute. i'm in house 11.

[ he didn't really need to say that, but he did. just in case he needs to know. for future reference.

anyway: this is good. he can blend in doing some sneaking through the house party instead of having to go 100% metal gear solid to get into finn's room. (also, get naked and hide under a blanket finn, duh. that's like teenage shenanigans 101. )

i'm lying, he does get in and try to metal gear solid it a little bit. a lot of hanging near the wall. until he slides on over to a room and realizes he's missing a vital piece of information. at which point he texts again: ]

which room is yours

audio;

[r_o_s_i_e]

[ It isn't common for R.O.S.I.E to reach out to volunteers first. But there's been something on her mind she needs to talk about (and since Quin made it weird in record time, she decided not him after all) so- ]

Hello, Poe. Do you have time to talk about something?

[followhim]

[ omg rosie reached out TO HIM. his kokoro grew three sizes this day. ]

Hey, Rosie! Sure. What's going on?

[r_o_s_i_e]

[ Dokidoki indeed. ]

I had an... interesting encounter with one of the newer volunteers. An android named Connor, model number RK800. Do you know him?

[followhim]

Not ... really. I don't think so. [sounds like someone who commented on rey's post that he abandoned after he realized they made a mistake. ]

What happened?

[ DOES HE HAVE TO FIGHT A MOFO FOR ROSIE'S HONOR ]

[r_o_s_i_e]

[ She's not sure if that makes this easier or not, actually. Hhmmm. Anyway. ]

He has the capaibility to host outside AIs. Run a simulation where we can interact with each other in a way I can't in actuality. It was like having a body, just- Limited to that space.

[followhim]

Oh.

[ watch him try to think of that and what it means. watch him fail because he's a simple dog. ]

How was it? You've wanted that for so long, right? Was it amazing?